Dr. Horrible: I wanna do great things, you know? I wanna be an achiever. Like Bad Horse.
Penny: The thoroughbred of sin?
Dr. Horrible: I meant Ghandi.

Writer's Block means that what you just wrote sucks. - Orson Scott Card

“There is no happiness like that of being loved by your fellow-creatures, and feeling that your presence is an addition to their comfort.” - Jayne Eyre

"You had me at 'I hate you'." - Josh, to me

"Фастфуд - враг. Врага надо уничтожать!" - Russian Calendar

“Just a warning: if we have to start getting ‘consent’ every time we do a procedure, soon it’ll be ‘informed’ consent they’ll want.” - House

“As opposed to shows that represent the world exactly the way it is, like…can’t think of any. Good thing because they would suck. And be redundant.” - House

"This isn't just about the sex. You like her personality. You like that she's conniving. You like that she has no regard for consequences. You like that she can humiliate someone if it serves.. Oh my God. You're sleeping with me." - House

"Lies are like children: they’re hard work, but it’s worth it because the future depends on them." - House

Jeff: No, I just don't see much use in complaining.
House: Seriously? It's a pretty useful tool. Complain, you make people miserable. They do what you want to make the misery go away.

"Love is patient; love is kind; love means slowly losing your mind." - 27 Dresses

"Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business." - Tom Robbins

“Government, even in its best state, is but a necessary evil; in its worst state, an intolerable one.” - Thomas Paine

"The universe is so vast and we are so small, there is only one thing we can control. Whether we are good or evil." - Oma Desala

Dr. Gregory House: How are we doing on the cotton swabs today? If there's a critical shortage, I could run home.
Dr. Lisa Cuddy: No, you couldn't.
Dr. Gregory House: Nice.

"The drugs don't make me high, they make me neutral." - Dr. Gregory House

"They let me do my job, and they take away my pain." - Dr. Gregory House

"So if 30's the new 20, does that make 20 the new 10? If so, does that mean I'm turning 10 on my next birthday?" - Lisa (INO member)

"You ever tighten a guitar string really, really slowly? Past the point it can handle the strain? It makes this weird sound, almost like a scream." - Dr. James Wilson

"True. Maybe a tick jumped from a rabbit and landed on one of these white, fluffy alligators." - Dr. Taub

Cuddy: Well, at least the games are over.
House: How long have you known me?

"The trouble with being punctual is that nobody’s there to appreciate it." - Franklin P. Jones

"You know Johnson. You know what Johnson does." - Chappelle, 24

"I'm your wife! I am the greatest good you will ever have!" - The Incredibles

"Be the change you wish to see in the world." - Ghandi